valocunt

a girl that either is an e-girl or acts really horny around you only when playing that stupid game called valorant. :<

E1: Patricia is a valocunt
E2: Yes, she is really hot tho

E3: She a hoe

by Oongie :) June 22, 2022

valocunt

a girl, mostly an e-girl or that girl from the back of the class that no-one speaks to, that becomes really horny around you when you play that stupid ass game called: "valorant"

E1: Emily is such a valocunt.

E2: She ain't that horny tho

by Oongie :) June 22, 2022

Valoblox

A Roblox game that has been utterly- Destroyed by Atomicals

valoblox is the shittiest roblox game ever

by Atomicals June 27, 2022

valorantphobic

valorant sucks.

"Valorant is so annoying. I think that I'm Valorantphobic."

by minionfarter69 July 10, 2022

Valorant

A first-person shooters that is for stupid and unfunny virgins. People who lost their virginity will play something better, for example CS:GO. It is Also know as deadly brain cancer

P1: Wanna play Valorant?

P2: No cuz im funny and got laid.

by HDRG July 23, 2022

valorant

game made by the league of legend guys

the games not fun at all and completely dogshit but the players cant bring themselves to quit because they have an inventory full of $80 cosmetics and flippy knives

guy 1: do you want play valorant?
guy 2: sure

*2 games later*

guy 1: fuck this game
guy 2: you spent your life savings for a knife
guy 1: you right

*1 game later*

guy 2: fuck this game

by shittygamereviews August 30, 2022

Valorant'd

A term used in valorant when enemy players use all of their utility to annoy you via flashing, concussing, etc. The results to this is either people accepting their fates (not doing anything) or people getting extremely pissed off

Person - "WILL THEY STOP FLASHING ME, I'M GETTING VALORANT'D"

by Zepherixs September 19, 2022