Vacation Stress Disorder

The stress that results before (pre)-during-and-after (post) a vacation.
A vacation is actually simply the continuance of one's regular daily life under more difficult circumstances.

"Yes, I have VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder. I would actually rather be at the dentist's"
"I start shaking in fear when I think of my wife's plans for our next vacation...add to that a nervous cough, stuffed nose, headache, asthma, joint pain...wasn't this holday supposed to be good for me? Yes, this is VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder."

by Pen-Dragon October 2, 2023

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Order to vacate

When Matt Gaetz takes a shit on Kevin McCarthy’s head

Dude just sent an order to vacate! So gnarly!

by Mufgsucksballscum October 2, 2023

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Vacational

Like occasional but when your on vacation.

Mom: Are you sure you need to bring that? We’re only going to be there for a day. Teen: Well, sorry mom, I’m vacational.

by Izzyy Bizzyy November 21, 2020

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Vacation

period of time when you’re allowed to sleep in and relax but your body inevitably wakes you up at sunrise with the clear intention of mocking you.

dude it’s 6 am, we’re on vacation you need to get up!

by crying ginger November 24, 2020

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Vacation Bitch

When your head is spinning with anger and frustration and you type "vacation bitch" instead of "fucking bitch" and everyone over analyzes the word and freaks out about not knowing its meaning.

You are such a vacation bitch. Oop,s I mean fucking bitch.

by Tgyyjg March 10, 2021

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vaccination vacation

The act of driving a long distance to get the COVID vaccine, due to it being in too high of demand in one’s hometown.

I couldn’t get a vaccine appointment in Kansas City where I live, so I took a vaccination vacation and drove an hour and a half to Sedalia to get my COVID shot.

by Davidfreesefan23 March 21, 2021

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