vacation dick

A dick that is so large that women can only occasionally.
boyfriend dick

Woman: I can't have sex with my boyfriend a lot because he has a vacation dick.

by Hmchgfynb June 16, 2016

Franky on Vacation

A period of time when Jordan (also known as Franky) goes away on vacation for a few short days. This individual spends his time away from home by shagging plenty of birds, clobbering a concerning amount of pints, and even the occasional visit to Aroma Joes.

Fellas! The family and I are going up North for winter break. Franky on Vacation!

by Jmanhoops February 27, 2023

vacation dick

A dick that is extremely hard to take daily but is used as a stress reliever

I really need that vacation dick

by Jish June 13, 2016

in plant vacation

When the boss is out of the office and productivity completely stops. You're in the office, you're getting paid, but you sure aren't working!

"Hey, did you hear the boss took the rest of the day off?"
"Woo in plant vacation, baby!! I'm going to go watch Netflix in my office all day!"

by lazyclockwatcher May 4, 2014

vacation dick

A penis of impressive size, that is to big to be received on a daily basis. So it is seeked out when on vacation for a special time

-The guy I hooked up with last night had one hell of a vacation dick, just what i was looking for.

by skinny jack June 10, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is extremely large and gives you the business. But can only be enacted during a vacation stint. Not a daily penis that you want to deal with...opposite a boyfriend dick

He is everything, but only as vacation dick...it's toooooo much!

by Timetables June 15, 2016

Vacation Dick

Name for no strings attached dick that you get for a limited time while on vacation. Once you get home, that dick and the man it is attached to is no longer your problem.

Girl, we're in Miami! Get you some vacation dick!

by LocalTheyThem March 17, 2022