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Victory Mayonnaise

often used after one has pulled something incredible off, and jacked off right after.

originally coined in the latest video as of writing this, made by youtuber named SimpleFlips, named "TOADETTE HAS THE CAR SUPER MARIO MAKER 2 - WALKIES at 9:40.
man, that basketball game was barely pulled off, i need to have a victory mayonnaise
by poop cruncher November 6, 2020
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Flawless Victory

When you go to the toilet and shit the stomach pain away in one go or have diarrhea that makes you appear at the pearly gates, its called a Flawless Victory.
Boris:Bro, i'm so lucky I keep getting a flawless victory.
Jaquavius:Damn.. I wish I was that lucky.
by trolled! August 9, 2024
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victory stroke

1. When you finish wanking and you keep stroking for 10-15 seconds.
After watching a great gilf video, i victory stroke so cum wouldn't stick to my meetis.
by Giant Black Meatus December 6, 2015
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Victory

There is no such thing as victory against the coronavirus, there is only not losing more. If nobody takes a stand, everybody takes a fall.
Not losing more lives, businesses, jobs, or rights isn't victory, it's an end to the spread of (and fuel for) the wildfire, an end to the loss of everything.
by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021
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Coach Saleh Victory

when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub
Sauce would have 2 pucks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.
by soggy bacon November 12, 2023
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Victory

So you know what you're doing then. You know what, on second thought. You're right. Yes. Force them to tell the truth. Or do it for them.
Hym "You shouldn't be smirking Jen, you look like Zuckerberg in a wig and what happened to those parents in Wausau? Did you all bury a story that got them killed? Did the people in the community single someone out for psychological abuse and get that family killed? You need to let it go. You've already lost. You've already gotten your kids killed. You don't have the moral high ground here and I'm not letting your mistake dictate the course of my life. It already did for them. You were wrong. Whoever told you 'never to talk to me' is a moron who is trying to escape their own culpability. My victory is engraved on the tombstone of every man, woman, and child you let what is happening to me kill."
by Hym Iam May 9, 2025
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Hearts of Iron IV: Together for Victory

A game where you enjoy every single second. New Zealand is a gift to the Allies. Without New Zealand the allies would've lost WW2. New Zealand for life
Unite, and fight back with Hearts of Iron IV: Together for Victory
by Zark M March 15, 2024
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