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UBER PIRATE

A passenger who steals or pirates services of an Uber or Lyft Driver by placing their destination close to original start point and then asks for the driver to drive them to different stops along the way,taking up time that wasn't paid for.
No Ma'am I will not stop at Popeye's Chicken, the convenience store, the grocery store and waste 2 hours of my time for $3.00 and no tip...you are an Uber Pirate.
by Nevadarhodes February 3, 2018
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Uber Jacking

A game of speed where the person calls for a uber (or any ride share service) and starts and attempts to jack off to completion before the uber arrives. For every minute spent jacking over the time the uber shows us is the amount of dollars tipped to the driver
I decided to start uber jacking before work and my driver almost left.
by Daldameht April 23, 2022
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uber-greed

The desire of a person to amass great wealth or the goal of a corporation to maximize huge profits without providing any useful service or producing a beneficial product.
Speculative investing in the stock market or in real estate are two prime examples of uber-greed.
by lifeonearth October 21, 2012
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naughty uber

Getting fucked in the back of a moving car. Usually the driver and the person in the backseat will switch and take turns on you.
-Last night I played naughty uber with Dylan and his best friend. It was so hot!
by iammemyselfandi August 13, 2022
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Uber Smexii

Some one who is really fit, like chellyfish ;)
by HelloLucy! November 15, 2011
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Uber-vated

Being annoyed that your Uber is late or lost. .
Mary was uber-vated when her Uber driver Jane didn't show up.
by ThePrimeMeridian May 4, 2016
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Uber Boobers

tits on a prostitute.

Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.
Sex Worker : Hey baby, like to 'ride' my Uber Boobers ? Want to squeeze them, suck on them, stick your dick between them ? Gonna cost you : $30 for the first half hour, $10 for for each 5 minute period after !
by Virgin Suicides April 18, 2018
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