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Two Chair

Def 1. A person who is so large that they could easily occupy two chairs due to the size of their butt.

Def 2. One who cannot comfortably (or struggles to) sit on a chair because of their size.

Note: Depending on the fatness of the person, this term can be adapted to 3 chair, 4 chair, or 5 chair. Anything after 5 chair the joke becomes stupid.
"Hey man, check out that Two Chair on your right."

"Wow, that's more like a 2.5 Chair."

"Yea, definitely your team."
by Unparallel April 25, 2012
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two homies

Two individuals who mutually help each other out by performing favors on one another. These favors may include sexual activities. The phrase “no homo” is not necessarily needed to be spoken as it’s implied.
Just two homies sucking each other off

Jason’s in the bathroom helping a homie out. They’re two homies that need to be alone.
by no thot March 10, 2018
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two-adjectives

A way to label individuals to tell others one's evaluation or opinion of who they are.
Strong and fast, are an example of two-adjectives. Smart but smelly, ugly but funny, fat and ugly, fat and friendly, short but cute, tall and arrogant, intelligent but snotty, snobbish but elegant. The other similar method is two-nouns, as in skinny and tall. These two-adjectives or two-nouns help describe characters in plays, for example.
by but for May 15, 2018
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two loafer

A storm so severe that when stocking up on food, you buy two loaves of bread in anticipation of being stranded for long enough to go through more than a loaf.
They say that storms gonna bring 8 feet of snow over the next six day.

Yup, a two loafer for sure!
by Eljaybean January 7, 2011
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Two-Texting

When the person you are texting with is also texting someone else and leaving you hanging a lot.
Lopez: What up
John: Meet at Jacks?
(waits 2 minutes)
John: yt?
Lopez: Sry, txting Sarah
John: stop two-texting me. Me or her pls.
by Zarbuck August 26, 2020
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two-total

Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'
by Clapo86 February 25, 2012
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Two spacer

Someone who inserts two spaces after a full stop when typing meaning someone then has to delete all the extra spaces after. Also known as a double spacer or scum of the earth.
Oh no, we just gave her the job and then realised she's a two spacer
by Angrytypist May 20, 2017
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