Joe used to smoke, but he quit cold turkey and hasn't gone back to it since. He is living proof that going cold turkey can be successful, especially if you don't do your bad habit very often. He only smoked his cloves 3-4 times a week.
by Karen Stickney August 06, 2006
Joe: You had sex with your wife? isn't she pregnant?
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.
by fetus003 July 31, 2008
by The Midget December 20, 2004
Delecious Food that Jamie Oliver said was unhealthy even though its healthier than a pork sausage! Thus made it discontinued by Bernard Matthews
Jamie Oliver: Im gunna get rid of all food that isnt a vegetable cause im an idiot like that! Including Turkey Twizzlers, i guess all the school kids will just go to McDonalds, but oh well im a jerk!
by IHateJamieOliver March 05, 2010
The act of a clean shaven male holding his penis by the head with his hand while exposing his cock & scrotum to an unsuspecting victim. therefore appearing to be holding up an upside down turkey leg. The act is simply done for shock purposes.
"Hey man, I walked into the kitchen with five party guests and Alan was standing there turkey leg in hand. Little surprised."
by K.Sizzle August 02, 2009
The outer and inner skin of a womans vigina which hangs low, very similar to wizard sleeve but put in comparison to that of a turkeys neck.
by Larry(the Perve) September 06, 2008
1. To spam an online discussion with inane and off-topic comments in an attempt to stifle intelligent debate. Usually done by insecure forum members (fanboys) who are unable to acknowledge or discuss negative aspects of their chosen platform.
2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".
2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".
This term originated on the Playstation 3 (PS3) section of the well respected site AVS Forum. A thread was started to discuss the (then) recently announced $1 billion loss by Sony and how that would affect the pricing and future of the PS3. A small minority of forum members took this to be an attack on the PS3 and proceeded to inundate the thread with off-topic banter and in-jokes (involving turkey-bacon and waffles). Regular forum members continued to try to analyse the subject, but the intelligent and acute postings were overwhelmed by off-topic chatter and the thread eventually closed. Thus, it was said that the thread was "turkey-baconed".
by John Q Law January 23, 2009