turkey gobbler

an unusually long hang of a clitoris

I feel my turkey gobbler hitting against my leg.

by Diana Rita September 9, 2003

cold turkey

to break a habit without any processes

Joe used to smoke, but he quit cold turkey and hasn't gone back to it since. He is living proof that going cold turkey can be successful, especially if you don't do your bad habit very often. He only smoked his cloves 3-4 times a week.

by Karen Stickney August 6, 2006

Basting the Turkey

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is pregnant and cuming inside her.

Joe: You had sex with your wife? isn't she pregnant?
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.

by fetus003 August 28, 2008

turkey jerky

When a girl starts a handjob, yet doesn't "finish" it.

"She started playing with my cock, but it was just some turkey jerky"

by The Midget December 20, 2004

Turkey Twizzlers

Delecious Food that Jamie Oliver said was unhealthy even though its healthier than a pork sausage! Thus made it discontinued by Bernard Matthews

Jamie Oliver: Im gunna get rid of all food that isnt a vegetable cause im an idiot like that! Including Turkey Twizzlers, i guess all the school kids will just go to McDonalds, but oh well im a jerk!

by IHateJamieOliver March 5, 2010

turkey leg

The act of a clean shaven male holding his penis by the head with his hand while exposing his cock & scrotum to an unsuspecting victim. therefore appearing to be holding up an upside down turkey leg. The act is simply done for shock purposes.

"Hey man, I walked into the kitchen with five party guests and Alan was standing there turkey leg in hand. Little surprised."

by K.Sizzle August 2, 2009

Turkey Clit

The outer and inner skin of a womans vigina which hangs low, very similar to wizard sleeve but put in comparison to that of a turkeys neck.

Dude that chick has some major turkey clit, she was flopping all over the place.

by Larry(the Perve) October 21, 2008