by Yerhotmommy March 14, 2022

When you tie your relativeās hands and feet together and then shove uncooked noodles into their rectal cavity, then proceed to remove it and eat it as she is giving you a blowjob.
Kaleb: Bro I had an Alabama Tucker-Noodle with my sister last night!
Quandale: No way dude so did I!
Quandale: No way dude so did I!
by BonahDrinkleyTheGigachad June 17, 2022

A very cool/ funny guy that is easy to talk to. He thinks heās hilarious, and because he thinks this, he is. Ethan has great hair and the cutest freckles. Heās such a fun person, as well as a great friend. He is there for you in a way most people canāt be. His smile is infectious, and he has the cutest laugh. Heās so so goofy, and heās not afraid to show it. Ethan is a very genuine person that is so much fun to have in your life. Heās also an AMAZING kisser. Overall, 12/10 guy.
by Horsegorl December 25, 2019

by Sir SAPington the Second January 7, 2024

British urban legend. The story goes that he was a man who could make anything possible at any time by any means. He is best known for his seductive methods. He was an artist, author, designer, whose lifestyle of drug-addiction and sexual adventures are the focus of the stories. In the stories he can be arrogant, very funny, and charming, which, when coupled with his wit, makes for great storytelling.
"So, I was the unfortunate victim of a three-way gone wrong the other night..."
"Is this going to be a Max Tucker story?"
"Is this going to be a Max Tucker story?"
by CallMeMrFox May 8, 2014

Heās the bestest boy with pointy earsā¦but no he is not a deer; and doe he may be the same weightā¦in the 1950s Disney move he did not skate; in his heart thereās only wüw š ⦠better bet likes his pets and rubs; some people try to call him a frogā¦but not I says I, thatās a Tucker (š)
by Dorf rrats December 8, 2022

by YourSmall April 30, 2019
