Bro, once I slipped it in it felt like she had a garrote around my junk--so tight it cut off all of the blood flow and it took all my strength to pull back out. Her puss looked friendly but it was a total Trump
by TheMadLIB November 10, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. A lie. To tell a lie. To lie to someone. More specific use: A lie told with the intent of personal gain.
What did you say to that cop who pulled you over to get him to let you go? I just TRUMP'd him hard. He believed all my BS.
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I only got a D- on the history test, so I went and laid down my best TRUMP on my teacher and she's letting me retake it.
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I only got a D- on the history test, so I went and laid down my best TRUMP on my teacher and she's letting me retake it.
by LL L September 18, 2019
Get the Trumpmug. by What can I use June 29, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. Trump A 243lb warm wobble of flesh standing at 6’ 3”. The Trump organism is a deuterostome capable of releasing vast quantities of noxious gas from both orifices.
The gaseous exchange of Trump appears capable of permeating relentlessly through the air, creating a potentially toxic wake that can cause death and destruction should anyone be unfortunate to fall into its path.
Whereas most living organisms serve a purpose in the grand scheme of life, the Trump’s purpose is not obvious but it is very present. The antidote for its toxins can be found by simply ignoring its narcissistic desires.
The gaseous exchange of Trump appears capable of permeating relentlessly through the air, creating a potentially toxic wake that can cause death and destruction should anyone be unfortunate to fall into its path.
Whereas most living organisms serve a purpose in the grand scheme of life, the Trump’s purpose is not obvious but it is very present. The antidote for its toxins can be found by simply ignoring its narcissistic desires.
by Clarabella January 7, 2021
Get the Trumpmug. Being emotionally stuck on one topic like President Trump during the election when he wanted to recount the votes
Guy 1: But why would you do that
Guy 2: leave it alone, it happened a week ago
Guy 1: ok.... but still why
Guy 2: Bruh why are you so Trumped on that
Guy 2: leave it alone, it happened a week ago
Guy 1: ok.... but still why
Guy 2: Bruh why are you so Trumped on that
by Zemby_7 February 1, 2021
Get the Trumpedmug. A massive fucking idiot. Known for inciting violence and publicly announcing for mobs of people to storm the white house. Why? Oh, he didn't get elected.
Trump is a massive fucking idiot.
by BabyYodaWasTaken February 11, 2021
Get the Trumpmug.