toffels

it's slippers

nice gucci toffels

by toffels February 16, 2017

toffing

v. The act of making fun of and degrading other people who can only afford ramen noodles and a 6 pack of mini cokes as their daily meal.

Guy 1: I was toffing this one guy yesterday for not having a fidget spinner when he said he had to pay for food to live.
Guy 2: You're a real faggot you know?

by Straight Trash May 27, 2017

Traffache

What happens to you when you sit in traffic too long.

OGM today's freeways are giving me a HUGE traffache and it's making me crazy!! traffic, headache crazy

by Sppike Mike January 18, 2018

traffucked

The situation of sitting in traffic, not being able to move forward, sideways or backwards, knowing you have to be somewhere.

"Honey, I'm gonna be late, I am so traffucked right now."

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz January 28, 2018

traffoos

Traffic snafoos, tie ups or traffic jams inhibiting the normal flow of vehicles on roadways

She looked on the Department of Transportation's website before leaving work to see if there were any traffoos that would keep from arriving home on time.

by Mikichris May 3, 2018

Traffic Fuck

When you begin to fuck and then stop for a little and then continue again.

Logan: I was with Jordyn last night and we fucked 10 times.
Billy: Like consecutive or what?
Logan: Nah, we fucked and stopped and then fucked again...10 times.
Billy: Damn, that’s crazy. Call that Traffic Fuck

by BilliamWeen June 13, 2018

Toffifee

To shit ones pantyloons in such away it can only look like a box of melted Toffifee.

Dans had a bad toffifee and now hes had to throw his underwear in the bin.

by Gumshield knobhead August 19, 2018