A Twisted Christmas

The Amazing Christmas album by Twisted Sister released in 2006 which was the 6th studio album, consisting of, 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas', 'Oh Come all ye Faithful' (to the music of we're not gonna take it), 'Silver bells', 'Deck the halls', 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus', 'white Christmas', 'I'll be home for Christmas', 'let it snow, let it snow, let it snow', 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)', 'Heavy Metal Christmas (the twelve days of Christmas)', and 'We Wish You a Twisted Christmas'

Someone: "Whats your favorite Christmas album?"
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister

by Random guy making stupid words December 6, 2023

The Twisted Sister

When you take a woman into a restaurant bathroom for a blow job, and right before you cum, you twist her around and cum directly onto the back of her head and into her hair. You then rub the cum into her hair like styling gel, and make her look like Twisted sister.

After I turned the girl I met at the bar around and gave her the twisted sister, I immediately sat down on the toilet and started taking a shit while she was still in the bathroom!!

by Nrogers February 25, 2024

stephanie and tristen

the HOTTEST, most powerful lesbian couple on the planet

"Bro i wish our relationship was like Stephanie and Tristen

by UR100PERCENTREALMOMPLEASELETME May 11, 2021

Can't be trusted

Nooooo no no! It's just fucking spite bitch. Just spite. Nothing else. You aren't saving humanity by trying to steal from me. You would let me kill you all in an A.I. genocide before you would ever share your stolen authority with a peasant.

Hym "Oh no, you're right. I can't be trusted. But neither can any of you. You need to be excised from eachothers lives (with extreme prejudice) until you're no longer the obstacles you are. Even the peripheral effect you have is noxious.

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

Post-mystery tristesse

Post-mystery tristesse: the regret and unhappiness you suffer after a particularly effective cliffhanger when you have to wait a week to find out what the hell happened

Oh no, they can’t do that! They can’t leave us here!?! We have to wait a WEEK to find out what the hell HAPPENED!?! The post-mystery tristesse is going to kill me for real assorted groans

by wordstrumpet November 28, 2025

Post-mystery tristesse

The grief, rage and regret you suffer after a particularly effective mystery cliffhanger when you have to wait a week to find out what the hell happened

Oh no! They can’t do that! And now we have to wait a WEEK to find out what the HELL happened?!? The post-mystery tristesse is going to kill me! Augh!!!! assorted screams and groans

by wordstrumpet November 28, 2025