Touch Lad

What is usually said to show that a feeling of respect is mutual or to show thanks, this is generally followed by bumping knuckles together with the other person.

Person 1: "Orr! I'm gonners lad!"
Person 2: "Touch lad!"
*touch fists*

by Drewwy310 November 5, 2010

gateway touch

A gateway touch is a touch that could lead to other sexual things

See, Presidential Address Cold Open - SNL

Look at him he is so uncomfortable he hates this, he is worried that this is a gateway touch.

by IfOnlyIHadThatPhD May 9, 2018

touching teeth

When a gentleman or gentlelady, gently touches his/her teeth on to their corresponding subject, gently.

I wasn't going to bite you, I was just 'touching teeth'.

by MeatenTuvej December 5, 2017

Heart Touch

Something that touches your heart so much that your mind says heart touch.

*someone posted a picture, art, music or something creative*
this is so heart touch/ heart touch

by hossanxmmxv July 9, 2020

poor touch

Getting a handy from a homeless person

I got a poor touch last night

by Fredtheelephant December 28, 2016

bad touch

1.a song by the bloodhound gang about kinky sex
2.anything you do alone
3.a song to sing if you want kinky sex

person 1: woo me with loving words
person 2: ...love you clean up with a mop and bucket...we can do it doggy style so we can both watch sex files...
person 1: i love you

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

Touch The Monkey

A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.

a) I was at the zoo and I decided to touch the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.

by Justin1552 October 13, 2008