fellatio alarm clock

the best way to start your day

when my wife wakes me up with the fellatio alarm clock i forget how bad my life sucks and enjoy every minute of the day

by brock lee September 8, 2005

Mokena Alarm Clock

When you're camping in a tent with a guy, and you wake up in the morning to see him jerking off in his sleep.

Man, Mazz woke me up this morning with a Mokena Alarm Clock. He must have been itching to get a hooper out.

by Coach1977 July 27, 2012

cleant his clock

When u get the fuck knocked out

U cleant his clock

by Hdjdmekjndjjsnsjs January 6, 2016

Penis Alarm Clock

The act of taking your penis and smacking someone until they wake up

" How'd you like the penis alarm clock this morning"

by ConStart September 13, 2016

Ritalin Alarm Clock

Using the ADD drug ritalin, or adderall to aid oneself in waking up in the morning. Usually taken an hour or so before the desired wake up time. So to be awake and cheery at 6:30a wake up groggy at 5:30a take a ritalin and pass out again. At 6:30 you wake up on your own feeling alert and rested

Friend: "Yo dude how the hell are you so awake and alert at this wee hour of the morning?"

Me: "Ritalin Alarm Clock, man. Booyah!"

by Alex007 April 7, 2006

Boston alarm clock

Waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.

Did you hear about the guy suing the YMCA? He was taking a nap and some dude gave him a Boston Alarm Clock.

by JPeterson December 18, 2013

Apache alarm clock

Drinking multiple glasses of water before going to sleep, to help ensure you wake up early due to the need to pee. (Allegedly a technique used by the Apache during the Apache Wars to wake up for pre-dawn raids.)

I got in at 3:00 AM so I set my Apache alarm clock to get up for my 8:00 class. I had to pee so bad I thought I'd put a hole through the toilet...

by RevWaldo January 9, 2010