The act of beating your meat with a bar of soap, shoving some up your anus, beating your meat with it again, then rubbing the soap on your face.
by Xylophone lover. June 12, 2025
Get the Soap scrubbingmug. A derogatory word to describe an imaginary British male adolescent from the Berkshire; in 2020 the term was coopted by the alt-right in the United States to demean someone who follows basic hygienic practices such as washing their hands to avoid contacting the coronavirus.
Walmart Employee: Sir could you please wear a mask inside the store
Man in a plaid vest: THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON FREEDOM YOU ***** **** ****** SOAP
Man in a plaid vest: THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON FREEDOM YOU ***** **** ****** SOAP
by PutYourNeckIntoIt November 10, 2020
Get the Soapmug. by 2hndkalgg November 5, 2023
Get the Soapnessmug. by Canadian Cat June 28, 2015
Get the soap bridgemug. 1. The male version of feminine intimate hygiene products invented by Benji.
2. A soap specially for use on your willy.
2. A soap specially for use on your willy.
by l-Unicorn October 16, 2008
Get the Willy soapmug. Speed soap is a foamy spray soap that you spray on in the shower, for a quick shower.
Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.
If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.
Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!
Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.
If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.
Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!
Get in the shower, get wet, spray the speed soap on your body once, rub it in, rinse it off, and go.
by QuickShowerSherrie August 26, 2013
Get the Speed Soapmug. A type of person to only bath at night and not shower in morning and has very questionable personal hygiene.
“Hi Jon Scott”
“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”
“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”
by Frederic Bertie February 9, 2024
Get the Soap Dodgermug.