Stevie Steamer

Pouring cold water on the sensor in the steam room to create super thick and hot steam bath

The perfect ending to a hard day is a nice stevie steamer. The steam is thicker then smokey mountain fog.

by brinathig October 21, 2008

windy steamer

Drinking hot water then blowing into your partners ass. They then proceed to steam it back at you.

Thanks for the windy steamer, Dan.

by Simpty January 16, 2016

Glove Steamer

A fisted vagina after a hot steamy shower.

Susie -"Jimmy, why are your hands warm and wet?"
Jimmy-"Oh Susie, I had them in the ol' Glove steamer."

by BroCafe September 23, 2017

Bayou Steamer

The act of taking a steamy diarrhea-like dump on someone's chest that resembles bayou water. Much like the Cleveland Steamer only less solid.

What happened to Lester?

His woman on the side got mad at and gave him a bayou steamer after she ate 13 burrito's from Taco Bell.

by CollegiateSomebody July 9, 2011

Captain Steamer

The process of making stool in a cup and heating it in the microwave and pouring it upon someone

Dude i totally Captain Steamer ed her last night

by blaizacake May 23, 2012

Calypso Steamer

When a person lays in a hammock with a small hole cut in it and poops through said hole on to another person‘a chest whom is laying underneath.

A tropical version of the famous Cleveland Steamer.

Did you hear? John McAfee loves nothing more than getting a calypso steamer from a hooker.

by Crypto Whale September 13, 2020

Cleveland Steamer

Name of a gourmet steamed hotdog at Nate's in Calgary. Kinda like a Michigan but with fried onions.

Hey buddy, want to go grab a Cleveland steamer?

by calgaryboy February 8, 2013