snail Pace

When someone/ something goes increadibly slow, like a snail or slug.

Guy 1: hey dude I'm not ready yet
Guy 2: ill go snail pace dw
Guy1: cool, slide along nadges

by beccakg1 May 15, 2011

rattle snail

A china man who snitchs on you

The China man is a rattle snail at the dorms.

I cant believe ying ming is such a rattle snail due to his dramatic tendency

by Nikly February 20, 2021

Snail Tail

The backside equivalent to the 'Snail Trail'. A trail of hair formed up the back leading from a typically hairy crack. The hairier the crack, the more substantial the Snail Tail.

"Geez, Matt has the furriest Snail Tail I've ever seen."

by ChillSloth2 March 12, 2022

Sloppy Snail

After a chick was just creampied by another guy, you stick your penis in and pull out with his cum on your penis and slide it across the chicks back, leaving a cum snail trail.

Yo bro, after you finished I came and gave her a sloppy snail and dipped.

by Crab E Pat E July 15, 2021

punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay August 5, 2012

MOODY SNAIL

some one who is getting angry over soemthing stupid;a.k.a slow

1."Omg, how come you always get the red marker, i want the red marker, I WANT THE RED MARKER! I WANT THE RED MARKER!."
2."Dude, seriously stop acting like a moody snail."
3."what does a moody snail have anything to do with it? I WANT THE RED MARKER."
4."Snails are slow right?"
5. "Yeah. I don't get it."
6."exactly."
7."Huh?"

by ambie September 8, 2006

Snail

The Snail is the all powerful. Bow to the snail, and may Snail bless you all.

CAS AGAIN?!? GOD DAMN THE SNAIL

by tf is a pseudonym?? January 2, 2025