muddy popcorn shrimp

when you have severe diareah and it comes out looking like muddy popcorn shrimp.

"omg dude i total just hatched a muddy popcorn shrimp after eating kfc!"

by totalbastardguy March 4, 2010

Shrimp God William

An Australian man who is obsessed with shrimp. He collects the shrimp. He eats the shrimp. He is obsessed with shrimp. His name is William. His friends call him a god. He plays Fortnite a little bit. Partys all night with his shrimp.

Shrimp God William dislikes Cloudpelt

by lovelystackofpankakes April 24, 2022

Creamy shrimp ass

The feeling you get on the ride home after eating Shrimp Fest at Red Lobster.

"oh shit, i have creamy shrimp ass, i better get to a toilet soon. Damn you Red Lobster!!!"

by pickleshake April 25, 2010

Ur dick a shrimp

The most hurtful words of all time

Sergio: ur mum gay
Jaden: ur dick a shrimp
*world ends*

by ImYoDaddy03 May 21, 2018

Filipino Shrimp Boat

while visiting asia hire a filipino hooker. After having sex you take a steaming dump in her mouth and eat a bucket of shrimp complete with "cocktail" sauce.

I reached a new low on vacation when I enjoyed a filipino Shrimp Boat.

by Scuba Bird November 19, 2009

genius shrimp cocktail

What geniuses have at their genius parties.

"I'd love to come to your party! It's one of my genius friends! It sounds like an absolutely genius time! Oh! Will they have genius shrimp cocktail there?"
"Yes. They taste genius."
"Mmm! Fantastic ... I mean genius!"

by NinjaJesus December 12, 2004

Shrimp Job

When a girl (or guy) gives a blowjob to a person with a smaller than average dick. Or in other terms, a”micro penis”.

That dude’s dick is so small, girls give him shrimp jobs instead of blow jobs!

by barcc September 24, 2023