Butter pressed into a backwards turkey mold so when it is extracted it has taken on the form of an ungodly ugly but delectable animal.
by akray July 19, 2010
a kid who is physically bent over an electronic while doing most of their tasks during the day; has their face shoved so deep into their fucking phone while eating- in other words it describes brady
brady is an i pad kid
by akdjdkekskxkxkkejenendjskd March 13, 2022
A substance one smooths over the surface of a computer touch pad to prevent irritation and chafing, and increases the speed of the finger as it glides over the pad. Especially useful in high humidity or during times of finger fatigue. May allow for faster reaction times and higher scores while gaming.
by shelovestosail September 22, 2009
A dude that accidentally zips the tail of his untucked shirt up in his zipper, while going commando, after a piss...leaving a wet spot on the shirt. Or any dude coming out of the mens room with a wet spot on his shirt or pants.
by QueezyMart June 05, 2018
*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!
*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
by Mr.krabbs January 19, 2019
Get the fuck out of here with that filthy peasant pad, use a keyboard and mouse or go play on your shitbox or gaystation.
by EngineerDude October 02, 2020
the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody
by listlessnesss December 05, 2021