Butter Pad

Butter pressed into a backwards turkey mold so when it is extracted it has taken on the form of an ungodly ugly but delectable animal.
Dude, hit me up with a butter pad for this naked roll!
by akray July 19, 2010
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i pad kid

a kid who is physically bent over an electronic while doing most of their tasks during the day; has their face shoved so deep into their fucking phone while eating- in other words it describes brady
brady is an i pad kid
by akdjdkekskxkxkkejenendjskd March 13, 2022
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Pad lube

A substance one smooths over the surface of a computer touch pad to prevent irritation and chafing, and increases the speed of the finger as it glides over the pad. Especially useful in high humidity or during times of finger fatigue. May allow for faster reaction times and higher scores while gaming.
I know I could have got a higher score if I had just remembered to use my touchpad lube!!
by shelovestosail September 22, 2009
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Soaker pad

A dude that accidentally zips the tail of his untucked shirt up in his zipper, while going commando, after a piss...leaving a wet spot on the shirt. Or any dude coming out of the mens room with a wet spot on his shirt or pants.
Hey, Soaker Pad...you didn't shake enough before you put the hammer back in the shed.
by QueezyMart June 05, 2018
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Blow up on the launch pad

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.
*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!
by Mr.krabbs January 19, 2019
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Peasant pad

Another name for gamepad or controller used by some PC elitists.
Get the fuck out of here with that filthy peasant pad, use a keyboard and mouse or go play on your shitbox or gaystation.
by EngineerDude October 02, 2020
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dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody
“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”
by listlessnesss December 05, 2021
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