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Major Cloog

A literal god, He has killed millions of furr- A literal groomer.
Person: Hey what happened to major cloog?
Person 2: He groomed minors, and he quit.
by psuedpo_cc July 3, 2024
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major conner

Individual that tricks a large group of people into doing obscene amounts of dumb tasking to save face.
That major conner took all those people over to that site to do absolutely nothing for 15 months.
by Iron Geek May 21, 2008
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Major Cloog

(noun)

1. A average Kill-tuber, tries to expose, pedophilia, racism, and other disturbing acts of others while being a pedophile.

(noun)
2. someone which people meat ride constantly because they are naz- anti furries.
by V's February 14, 2024
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dance major syndrome

Dance major syndrome is a fictional disease that is carried by people who pick dance as their “major” at school. This was started at a performing arts school called “MD Robert’s school of the Arts” and “Stilwell school of the arts” At these schools you can pick majors such as Theater, Band, Dance, etc. But it is commonly known amongst dance majors that they walk around the school thinking they are the shit. They will go from being your friend to thinking you are weird. Symptoms of dance major syndrome are posting stop motions with other dance majors, going to skate zone, being in dance (yes this is a symptom), talking to you less and less, and more. If you know someone with dance major syndrome it may not be too late to help. You can try to put some “silly” back in them. This means you can make them a little weird again or you could try humbling them, but just remember it might be too late and it may have already taken over the body.
“Bro I remember when Sally used to hang out with us” “yeah we used to be really good friends. What happened?” “Dance major syndrome bro. Dance major syndrome.”
by imakeinsidejokesonhere February 25, 2024
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college major

What you will study most in college. Usually pertains to one's dream job
For my college major I am gonna choose medicine
by Admirable Kitten June 22, 2019
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Major the German Shepherd

One of President Biden’s two pet dogs; he is the first rescued dog to live in the White House. He has been attacked by the media repeatedly for biting secret service agents, even though the injuries they received were relatively minor and in one of the cases didn’t break the skin. This behavior is likely the result of a lack of training dealing with meeting new people. The media’s aggressive attacks over these incidents and ridiculous frequency of these types of stories popping up on certain news and social media platforms suggests that these companies who over advertise these stories, which have no real significance given no real injury was caused, have a Speciesism bias.
The companies that wrote these stories about Major the German Shepherd should be called out for doing so; for by writing stories like these they are promoting Speciesism and for drawing so much attention to stories like this that are not even worthy of the public’s time for this is not a significant incident for no real injuries were ever caused. It’s a major example of the Speciesism found in the news and social media industries. (The gif bellow is an example of the stereotype the media has created for Major and other German Shepherds, which in this case they portray as being aggressive, which is often not the case as the dog's temperament depends on how well they are trained.)
by Vanguard 1998 April 14, 2021
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