home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.
"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"
by Lay uhh December 16, 2022
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Hot Dog Bun Gun

A gun that shoots hot dog buns into mouths of people that the hot dog bun gun man deems worthy
Hot dog bun gun man: you are not worthy
Bill: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoOoooOoOo i Want a hot dog bun shot in my mouth with a gun
Hot dog bun gun man: next
Hot dog bun gun man: you are worthy
Dave: LEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this is my dream, i love getting hot dog buns shot in my mouth.
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Infinite Hot Dog Paradox

If there is a dumb question or statement that can be add with a Infinite Hot Dog then its a Infinite Hot Dog Paradox.
Dude have you heard of the Infinite Hot Dog Paradox? Yeah, it made Dean go crazy.
by Pistachio Brothers December 26, 2023
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Hot Dog Slide

A man lays on his back with an erect penis facing his belly button, the women straddles the man, sliding forwards and backwards with his penis between her wet labia lips.
In my open relationship, the no penetration rule has led to many hot dog slides.
by Cotton eyed Joe July 20, 2023
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Hot dog units

A Hot dog unit is a measurement in which, the stench of gas station hot dogs reach. Three things have to be in place for hotdog units to be used.

1: The area has some warm, meaty, hot doggy stench.

2: You must be able to identify areas that have breathable air, versus hot dog stench.

3: When walking into an area, you'll know if you smell hot dogs.
Dude1: "Hey bro, I just walked into that crumby gas station, and got a big whiff of nasty ass hotdogs, I could smell them like a mile away!"

Dude2: "bro, that has to be at least like 12 hot dog units of stench man."
by Mountaineer007251 December 18, 2020
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A person born in America who may have immigrant parents but acts and identifies as a typical American and is no different than an American whose ancestry goes back 200 years.
John's parents were born in Hong Kong and they may speak Chinese and eat traditional Chinese at home, but among his friends he is your typical Hot Dog and Hamburger American.
by Nemo1955 October 10, 2023
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Split hot dog bun

When a naked old bird touches her toes with her back to you and her fanny looks like a split hot dog bun. Usually accompanied by piles.
The female cast of Cocoon were bent down in the wet changing rooms at my local swimming pool and I got an eyeful of various split hot dog buns.
by jamnx April 14, 2011
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