A.J. hawk

The dude who is never there on the pat mcafee show

Joining us now from an attic in Ohio is a man who is the all time leading tackler for the Green Bay packers, a college football national champion, a Super Bowl champion, father of 10, a covid survivor, Brady Quinn’s brother in-law, the president of Ohio, A.J. Hawk. 👏👏👏YEAHHHHHHHHH👏👏👏

by Fiendish end October 23, 2023

Sack hawk

A girl or boy that will literally fuck anybody or anything for a hit or a bag of drugs, she doesn’t need much as long as you get her high.

Did you end up getting that sack hawk high last night? She will do anything for a bag.

by Coooogi May 22, 2019

Angry Hawk

A drink for when you are sick. It consists of water, a spoonful of honey, and a small amount of vinegar. It is great for congestion, sore throat, or a sinus infection. Doesn’t taste the best, but it seems to work better than tea.

Kid: “Im not feeling well, my throat hurts.”
Parent: “Should I make you some Angry Hawk?”
Kid: “Yes please”

by OddNotEven September 27, 2019

Hawk Hughes

Too chadly to even exist. His muscles are so MASSIVE that he could easily bench press the world. Hawk is not only a chad he is also a ladies man, women can’t stop flocking to hawk, but he’s too cool to care, he only finds the one for him. He’s not only a chad and ladies man, but he is oh so very kind. He’s so kind that he would give you $50 for your birthday like an absolute chad.

“Wait look over there”
“Omg it’s hawk Hughes”

by Lokiffyed November 18, 2019

Stall Hawk

The act of waiting outside the door of an occupied single stall bathroom for someone to finish crapping so you can drop anchor.

Dude I got stall hawked by some old man today while taking a poo

by Thompy November 29, 2015

Stalk Hawk

noun Much like the bird: a stalk hawk is a creature of prey; spotting it's target from long distances, and waiting/following until the perfect moment to swoop in and take the victim by surprise with a swift chase.

verb Stalk Hawking

A true stalk hawk waits until the target changes their relationship status to single - before committing the act of stalk hawking.

by GambitKing October 6, 2015

Hawked on the plop

A technique used in popular online video game Rocket League, when someone scores directly from the kickoff. Popularised by pro team Lazer Hawkz early 2021.

Adam: Oh is it in?!?
Brad: Is that in?
Doug: HAWKED ON THE PLOP!

by darbyarby August 19, 2021