the green giant in the valley

The biggest, meanest, most physically intimidating bully in your environment

My former high school was reputed to have the green giant in the valley among several high schools.

by Sexydimma October 24, 2014

Giant baby

A baby in a grown body.

The guy/girl with the six pack abs, the crown, and the V shaped torso came off as someone with a tough image, but was actually a baby with a loud rattle in one hand and a bottle in the other hand underneath his/her skin. He/she was a giant among babies, a giant baby.

by Solid Mantis April 7, 2021

giant spider

an abomination from hell

i must have the most baddest luck because EVERYTIME I GO TO THE BATHROOM TO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING BATHROOM WALLS AND PREVENTS ME FROM TAKING A FUCKING SHOWER

"but scott, i am not afraid of giant spiders" WELL YOU MUST BE FEARLESS, BECAUSE WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF GIANT SPIDERS ON YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM WALL???

okay take this scenario, where you're about to sleep, you look up your ceiling and there's a giant spider at the same place to where your head is. if the giant fucking spider jumps, you're screwed.

todd: what are giant spiders and why is scott afraid of them

scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, he thinks that giant spiders are abominations from hell and that they always appear on his bathroom walls everytime he takes a bath/shower.

by sc0tt_ June 10, 2023

Giant Peanut

A Peanut that is larger than Average

Boss: Why are you late
Me: You'll never guess...... Giant Peanut!
Jiant Peanu: How about it that!

by frontflip January 14, 2024

giant throw-in

This is a gift which only a few professional football players have which allows them to throw the ball over impressively long distances into the opposition penalty area. It in some ways similar to a corner as it allows the team to push their tall defenders up into the penalty area to try and score a goal. Giant throwers often come from Scandinavia, giving them the title Scandinavian Straight.

(a throw-in is given)
Bob: YESSSSSS!
Carlos: How are you so excited?
Bob: Oh you don't understand, this lad has got an incredible giant throw-in.

by tonypulis08 June 25, 2018

Giant (Big)

Your Mom ehehehehehehehehhehhehehehehe

When people say big and Giant (Big), say "you're wrong". that's your mom. ehehehehhehehehehehehehe

by ArkanBebek December 1, 2021

Giant Vanilla

When a guy has a giant penis but is so boring in bed that’s it’s not even worth it

I was so excited to fuck Nick because his dick was so big but then I found out he was just a Giant Vanilla. It was so boring, I almost fell asleep.

by VA31 November 21, 2020