I want to die

My lifestory

"I want to die" "NOOO! 1! 1 DON'T END YOUR LIFE! 1! 1! 1! 1! 2! 2! 2!!! "

by XXWhaleguts January 15, 2020

Guess I'll Die

Not wanting to deal with life anymore

Tom: "when is the essay due again?"
Molly: "last night..."
Tom: "guess I'll die."

by mrs10302 June 3, 2018

merge-or-die lane

An onramp with a huge blind spot that merges abruptly into traffic with no warning. Often located on the left side of the road where traffic is moving fastest.

Oh great, this is a merge-or-die lane. Do I drive into the wall or into the car going 80 MPH?

by Perimeter May 6, 2009

I want to die

A thing you can such up in google and it will tell you there is help, like no fucking shit... would have NEVER guessed

P1; I want to die
Google; Their is help, ca-
P1; SHUT UP IF I WANTED HELP I WOULD HAVE ASKED

by CumSlayer February 22, 2022

die /lh

when you tell someone to die but you don't wanna go to jail

you: die /lh
should be dead: no
you: yes.
should be dead: you are going to jail
you: no

by die?? June 4, 2021

Die Laughing

Ironic, hypocritical, or simply strange situation not properly explained. Where one possible meaning is funny or non-offensive, the other could be construed as humorless and offensive.

"If life were a race, I'd want to beat you to death and die laughing."

by DoomedSnowballs February 18, 2010

Die Sac

Coolest Person In The WHole World
Dylan From Salmon Sac

word up die sac

by Dyln December 11, 2003