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fitness stain

The area of perspiration on an individual's pants/shorts in the butt-crackal or taintal region made visible to the eyes of the surrounding audience; most commonly associated (but not necessarily) with strenuous activities - such as working out.
Hey dude. . . before we go out in public, you gotta do something about that gnarly fitness stain you have goin' on down there! Does that not bother you?
by Stupidjerkheadface June 17, 2016
mugGet the fitness stainmug.

carpet stain

Um.... it’s when you spill something on your carpet and can’t come out...
Mum: Damn, I just spilled my noodles!
Me: WE’LL NOW YOU’VE MADE A FUCKING CARPET STAIN...
by Brookeisdumb November 6, 2018
mugGet the carpet stainmug.

Daniel Stain

About as massive as australia, just kidding he's a twig
Wow! you see that guy He's buff, he's probably Daniel Stain
by McSpleeny June 2, 2018
mugGet the Daniel Stainmug.

Lipstick Stain

You use this term when you think someone is cheating {Preferably a female.}

It's also used as another term for oral sex. {Preferred for females.}
"You're a lipstick stain."

or

"I stained the lipstick last night."
by Blesarus May 15, 2018
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cougar stain

When a woman old enough to be considered a cougar leaves a pussy juice stain on your nuts,sheets,couch,or in your beard.
Tommy still had the cougar stain on his beard when he came to work Monday.
by milly butter May 12, 2015
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curb stain

When a dumb ass doesn’t remember the term skid mark
Glenn: *farts so loud he sounds like he shit himself*
Me: oh my god Glenn. Did you shit yourself?

Glenn: no I don’t leave curb stains
by Disgustingglenn March 22, 2020
mugGet the curb stainmug.

Shit stain

A mark rarely found on the face of young children whom measure their height with shoes on and resemble a dried up noodle. The shit stain is a mark of Satan and over time it can cause the sufferer to grow extra chromosomes
Yo my mate Tiernan has a shit stain on his face that nibba fucked
by Dankmememasterpapi69 May 27, 2018
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