holiday humper

Someone that likes to have sex mostly on holidays, or the holiday season.

Johnny I really horny around Christmas time. He is a holiday humper.

by justincaseuwerewonder November 28, 2013

Blxr Holiday

Blxr's holiness came to earth on this day killing the town folks inner demons and that's why we have 4/15 off from school to celebrate Blxr's honor and glory by throwing him a thank you party.

We have school off this Friday because of national "Blxr Holiday"

by Blxr Holiday April 15, 2022

tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.

Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”

by Daycoder October 3, 2021

holiday juke

When you dump your partner right before the holiday so you don't have to buy a present.

I had to holiday juke her again this year.

by Jackie Papers December 17, 2023

Holiday topher

When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher

Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher

by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021

remote holiday

A day of relaxing and watching TV on a paid day off.

Ollie: How was your paid holiday day off?

Vern: Awesome! It was a remote holiday, I watched 40 episodes of "murder she wrote" on Netflix!

by TV OD junkie November 19, 2013

Bank Holiday Madness

The drunken fighting and puking that happens in pubs on the last day of bank holiday weekends.

Sorry I threw my shit at you and punched your mum, I was suffering from bank holiday madness

by Gash187 December 7, 2015