Swiss Fountain

When one lies on his back with an erection, and urinates upon himself.

"Did you see those Chinese kids with sparklers in the parking lot?"

"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"

"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."

by RectumFly July 5, 2014

The fountain of youth

A fictional fountain that makes you younger the longer you stay. Also when a show is running out of ideas.

I cummed into the fountain of youth and now it's all gone :(

by bruhthisismyhandle September 10, 2021

school fountain

Normally taste like spit, grass, mildew or other unknown substances. Also warm most of the time. Just go buy a bottle of water instead, to save yourself time and sanity.

Person A: *Coughing*
Person B: Dude, go get some water
Person A: I'd rather keep choking than go to the school fountain
Person B: Yeah, true.

by Rhinestone Medici May 28, 2018

Vatican fountain

Verb ; the act of Jesus urinating into someone's mouth while simultaneously turning it to wine.

John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?

Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.

John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.

by Christ's whore December 26, 2020

Fountain O' youth

When you blow an O around his dick while he cums.

I just gave him a fountain o' youth

by sosumi November 22, 2021

sad fountain

A ruinend orgasm.

Friend- How was that girl you picked up from the bar last night?

Me- "Pretty good, she started giving me top, but she stopped and I ended up with a sad fountain."

Friend- Fuck, better luck next time, I guess.

by WookieNOISE June 17, 2023

Shit fountain

Your ass after Taco Bell

I destroyed my toilet wth my shit fountain.

by Derpy saliva shit July 22, 2020