cricket

people say that cricket is a boys sport but that is only because they don't want to go up against the girls, if they did they would so lose. Cricket is a hard sport but silly people think that you do nothing, try batting for 120 balls then I want to see what you say. Sprinters would be good pace bowlers and cross country runners would be good batsmen.

person1: cricket is so freakin lame and easy
person2: oh yeah go bat for 120 balls without getting out and then honestly tell me its easy

by pineapplepeeps May 21, 2018

cricketers tan

Having a V neck and lower arm tan after standing in the field all day. But everywhere else is pale e.g your body and legs ( known to non cricketers as a T shirt tan )

"Yours arms and neck are really tanned but the rest of you is Pale, how's that possible?"

"That's because I play cricket, this is a cricketers tan"

by CricBadger July 28, 2016

Milk cricket

my girlfriend janiya

me: shut up

her: no
me what did you say you little milk cricket ?

by ho3sluvvcurtcurt November 23, 2023

Bush Crickets

A type of std typically found in tropical regions. Uninvited interlopers to one's pubic mane that came by way of an unclean lover.

“Damn bro I’m staying put tonight I done ended up with mf bush crickets from that hooker…”

by Lasagna slut July 15, 2025

Moon Cricket

The slur is also used by some Native Americans against whites: "moon" as in pale, and "cricket" as in whites have big eyes and gangly legs. Whites also make annoying sounds like crickets.

You silly moon cricket

by anonymous October 7, 2022

pepper cricket

A term used to describe a little black dog that has abilities do you have feistiness and cuteness level is out of control but her mouth smells like pure shit all the time With a personality that does not match her size at all. Hence the pepper cricket is a pitbull at heart but really she’s a schnorkie

What’s that over there? Oh that that’s just pet pet the pepper cricket.

by Gates fan 29 August 5, 2019

Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?

Can't the person/people in question act normal/appropriate?

Man 01 (to Man 02): Hey, Can't Them Walk On A Steely Cricket?
Man 02: That's what I'm saying, I mean it's absolutely reprehensible behaviour on their part!

by Toni Bobbins September 20, 2023