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Coconut Shy

When you poop out a load of hard nuggets into a bowl and take in turns to throw them at your girl's spread legs until one goes inside her vagina.
Blake: ughhh damn I was bearing down hard for a whole hour there, got at least 10 nuggets...

Crystal: mmm, you thinking what I'm thinking?

Blake: Throw my shit at you while you lie there naked with your legs spread until one goes in?

Crystal: You get the bowl, I'll get the plastic sheets

Blake: I love going to the coconut shy with my girl
by Cotch killer February 26, 2023
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Coconut Cannon

a plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which needs to be tapped on to shoot out a devastating coconut cannonball with AOE damage, then takes time to recharge that shot.
"I put down a Coconut Cannon and when I clicked on it, it shot an explosive coconut which killed 3 Conehead Zombies with ease."
by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023
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Coconut

A person born in the US or Canada with South Asian background. Looks brown from the outside but white from the inside. Supports White and Black immigrants but wants the government to ban immigration for South Asians. A coconut will try to blend in to White or Black culture and will often criticize and hate South Asian culture. A coconut will carry hate for brown people more than a Black or White person can. A coconut will always believe that South Asians are the worst kind of people and will find anything to degrade them.
-She does not like to date brown dudes even though she is brown herself.
-She is a coconut person.
by Love for all Hate for None January 17, 2023
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Coconuts

A person that is out of their mind or going crazy
My dog is getting coconuts!
Frank is totally coconuts!
You are coconuts in your head!
This is coconuts
by RealCA February 9, 2023
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The Coconut

Whilst a partner is defecating in one's mouth you blow a raspberry on their asshole.
'Aye bro Jessica pulled The Coconut on me last night, shit was orgasmic'
by TheCoconutifier November 20, 2023
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Coconut Cracker

"God damn coconut crackers."
"Huh?"
"Fucking Hawaiians!"
"That's fucked up man.."
by Weiners Inmy Mouth January 3, 2024
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Memphian Coconut

When you mix cocaine into your semen and have your girl snort it
"Dude, I gave my girl a Memphian Coconut the other day, best high she's had in ages."
by 7dollarsandachickenbiscuit April 16, 2023
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