A Discord troll who has a really weird sense of humour, but a good guy. At first he will seem quiet but once you get to know him you'll be surprised. A short guy who always calls people "kids" and claims to be older than them. In reality, he just wants some real, genuine friends who have a similar sense of humour and have his back. If you see a Zaden Clarke, tell him you want to be his friend.
Zaden Clarke: Does anyone want to be my friend :(
Random person: I'll be your friend
Zaden Clarke: Yay my first real friend!!
Random person: I'll be your friend
Zaden Clarke: Yay my first real friend!!
by anonymous February 27, 2022
Get the Zaden Clarkemug. Is a state at which a boy/ man's best friend or wing man, cheats or takes advantage over the fact that his best friend isn't as "cool" or "stud" like as him. Instead of helping the boy/ man start a relationship, the best friend/ wingman creates a relationship between himself and the boy/man's crush.
by Hfs stories May 22, 2017
Get the Clarkedmug. Hysterical is a hot buff guy from Papua New Guinea and is friends with the man himself, Jeremy Clarkson WAHAAAAAAAYYYY.
by hysterical_123 October 9, 2023
Get the Hysterical/Clarkmug. Axel clark the punk girl of my dreams, she would mean everything to me now, when I least except it. Sad that I took advantage of the love without realising its gonna go.
If I could I would do everything for her again. I love you Axel clark.
If I could I would do everything for her again. I love you Axel clark.
by Liiink:3 March 27, 2024
Get the axel clarkmug. 'Wes Clark is that one fag bag that works in a gun store right?'
'Omg hes so gay. Must be Wes Clark!'
'Omg hes so gay. Must be Wes Clark!'
by defnotwesclark April 30, 2022
Get the Wes Clarkmug. A big guy, probably 6’3, 6’4 ish. This guy is probably the biggest merchant around. He’s known for selling so many times that the guys over at Pawn Stars offered him and job. Biggest seller around nobody will refute that. He also goes by other names, such as Ry ry, the Clarkinator, Merchant, etc.
This guy is also a certified lover boy. A Ryan Clark is the type of dude to stay in Jacksonville for another night just because he’s a lover boy. Definitely wanna stay clear from this guy because he sells so much it’s not even funny. Cant rely on him for pro am, or most games to be honest, because he’s always gonna be like “I’m getting off” or “You aggravate me” after saying the slightest thing.
This guy is also a certified lover boy. A Ryan Clark is the type of dude to stay in Jacksonville for another night just because he’s a lover boy. Definitely wanna stay clear from this guy because he sells so much it’s not even funny. Cant rely on him for pro am, or most games to be honest, because he’s always gonna be like “I’m getting off” or “You aggravate me” after saying the slightest thing.
“Yo, I just met this guy his name is Ryan clark”
“Ryan Clark? Bro stay away from him, he sells all the time”
“Ryan Clark? Bro stay away from him, he sells all the time”
by Jdog3002 January 11, 2022
Get the Ryan Clarkmug. Alwyn Clark is a word used to say "I am handsome" in tagalog/filipino/bisaya and any other filipino related languages.
Examples:
Ako ay isang "alwyn clark"
napaka-"alwyn clark alwyn clark" mo naman
Sa sobrang alwyn clark ni totoy, madaming babae nagkakacrush sa kanya.
Ako ay isang "alwyn clark"
napaka-"alwyn clark alwyn clark" mo naman
Sa sobrang alwyn clark ni totoy, madaming babae nagkakacrush sa kanya.
by kidzain2 August 18, 2022
Get the Alwyn Clarkmug.