September 5th

Kiss a guy who’s name begins with an F

It’s September 5th let me kiss u

by Fatherpum September 3, 2022

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Febuary 5th

On the 5th day of febuary, a legend was born. Benny Rastvakt started roaming schoolyards with his fancy vest and megaphone.

On febuary 5th we celebrate the birth of Benny Rastvakt.

by Staroslav February 4, 2019

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July 5th

National I met Maddie day.

I met a real life Smurf on July 5th, it’s now a holiday. You are asking why? Because I want it to be and I said so.

by An average youngster. July 25, 2022

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March 5th

Huh you’re crush or gf/bf from behind

Girl:*hugs from behind*
Boy:why did you hug me?
Girl:it’s march 5th

by XxyourhotgfxX November 4, 2021

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One of the greatest servers of all time co-led by Casper the Based and Arminius the Bold, which DID NOT tragically fall..don’t believe the lies created by the liberal media! So I conclude with a wish..long may the empire reign, eh lads? So on and so forth…

5th Jebendia is fucking based.

by Arminius1190 May 16, 2025

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