pressed as fuck

Blinded by stupidity to the point where your unintelligence shows to everyone around you.

Person 1: People who call you Schrödinger's Douchebag as a defense are stupid
Person 2: You're pressed as fuck lol

by THEWHITEBOY503 August 4, 2020

press that part

This means doing a particular thing over and over again untill the desired result is out.

John had to press that part to make jane his wife.
I'm gonna press that part till i'm a star

by slymtee June 7, 2019

Press Bait

To pre-drink for a night out.

Let's press bait at mine before we go out on the gash hunt

by jammyd01 April 12, 2012

Santa Barbara News-Press

The Santa Barbara News-Press was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932.

On July 21, 2023, the Santa Barbara News-Press' owner, Ampersand Publishing LLC, filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy liquidation. The July 21 edition of the paper was the last as Wendy McCaw said all of the jobs were eliminated and the paper had no money to issue final paychecks.

by Wendysfg August 28, 2023

Jamaican Press Conference

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device

Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.

by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010

Vampiric Chest Press

A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.

"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."

by pakorrentalm May 8, 2024

Catch a press

Basically to have sex

I am going to catch a press with my friend's mother.

by Momia01 February 20, 2021