An informal but harsh penalty dealt out by neighbors of people who feel the need to show off the loud exhausts on their motorcycles and sports cars, their illegal fireworks or 12 million watt subwoofers. Also people who are mystified by their car alarms, can't properly care for pets and children, and talk outside windows late at night like they're at some club can expect an invoice
The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient
The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient
Wayne was happy his favorite sports team won, he didn't know or care that the single mother next door was up past her shift tending to her son with colic so he was surprised to find a dirty diaper through his sunroof; the frustrated mother had succeeded in exacting a Noise Tax.
by Bryan Eurism March 23, 2021
Get the Noise Taxmug. Pretty self explanatory. When you more than sad, but less than depressed, you are BIG sad. When you BIG sad, you cry very loud, hence *crying noises intensify*
You: OMG IM SO CLOSE TO WINNING!!!!
Mom: BRUHHH turn your computer off.
You: Why would I turn my computer off?
Mom: BRUHHHHHHHH I turns the wifi off LOL
You: NOOOOOOOO
Mom: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
You: BIG sad *crying noises intensify*
Mom: BRUHHH turn your computer off.
You: Why would I turn my computer off?
Mom: BRUHHHHHHHH I turns the wifi off LOL
You: NOOOOOOOO
Mom: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
You: BIG sad *crying noises intensify*
by SomeoneWhoHasNotTouchedGrass June 19, 2022
Get the BIG sad *crying noises intensify*mug. by the noise from pizza tower April 20, 2023
Get the The Noisemug. Being loud AS FUCK and being a jokester
by PsychoManias August 20, 2023
Get the Fan noisesmug. Hello! My name i- (Samsung loading noise) eyhu4ejyguuevjdbe hert444564er6trhteuy74teuryt8yrgf gruguetgfdjgksrgkrgfdgfudgjrfgfjdgjfhgurgfjurtyfujhfgtfurghfgrugjfgrjfgsrgfkfgdjrgfjdyrdjyufjdehgfjdjfgdjgjrhgjdrygfrygdfgrtyfjdrjsjr skrugskrfhfugrgueygdufgsjrgjrhgjrj dhrgdjuykudygkdyugkuygskeyrgksyrgresytgyrfyr0r92020202eefhkh2020201010101udfhkehfierhyurhtftef6s4g6r4s65f4srg6g4564gf6d54f64d6fg6rg5trg64g64d64t6d5g64465d6t54gd6g4t4g6f94g6fgt5f4fgbobiruf;souefoudfkdkjgfkgjxjdfglkrjkldrjfrfrdjghthfgrfdgfdgdfridugdugsrgjfgjselrjgrgrigoidjfgjuifjvjbvhj8o940489752043red/ffd*f/dfuyfrfdg8+9fd8*89fdxx8dx3dgx#######ghbsnveust7uyjhe4hdjc
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by The man in the walls August 5, 2023
Get the Samsung loading noisemug. idk what it is, but he's from pizza tower, he's entertaining, and I like him
also he makes a funnie sound like "woag"
gremlin that annoys Peppino
he's kinda stoopy, and I like his dumbness, but I also wanna banish him to the shadow realm
also he makes a funnie sound like "woag"
gremlin that annoys Peppino
he's kinda stoopy, and I like his dumbness, but I also wanna banish him to the shadow realm
by bleegus March 20, 2025
Get the The Noisemug. Bro 1: Yo you mind if I play some white noise?
Bro 2: yeah bro go ahead
Speaker:*arms are heavy knees weak arms are heavy*
Bro 2: yeah bro go ahead
Speaker:*arms are heavy knees weak arms are heavy*
by CrowOnDelsym September 8, 2023
Get the White noisemug.