Thanos

Thanos is a Bastard kid who thinks he knows everything. I know that you agree

Ti einai Kota, den mpori na milisi , Kai epsaxne aformi Kati Gia na mas jegrapsi. O thanos I krifopoutanitsa

Pios Mou klani ta arxidia;; o Thanos del

by Tasos Antoniou._ November 20, 2021

Thanos

The most incredibly amazing living being that has ever set a foot on this planet. His gorgeous purple tone perfectly matches his muscular body. Using only 0.001 percent of his power, he can wipe out about 376,500,000,000 people by just thinking about it. You may also know him from the movies, "Avengers: Infinity War" and "Avengers: Endgame", but this was just a display of a mere 5% of his power.

Interviewer: "Thanos, can you give us a display of you using about 0.000000000001% of your power?"

Thanos: "Do you remember Gamora?"

Interviewer: "No"

Thanos: "Exactly"

by ItsJebs_YT September 26, 2019

Thanos

a living purple dildo

Look its thanos, the dildo man

by Hackerman22 May 17, 2019

thanos bag

the name coined for a certain Tiktok emoji that looks like Thanos as a little bag

"thanos bag *insert emoji*"
"lol"

by luigimags14 November 22, 2020

Thanos

A big purple egg that has bling.

Thanos u be lookin like an egg.

by sweatyboi123 October 23, 2018

Thanos

The old guy that creeps on little kids in the shower at the YMCA.

OMG Thanos is such a peeping tom.

by highly intelligent person February 4, 2019

Thanos

Thicc angry grape who likes to adopt kids he meets after murdering their entire species and tests if there evil. He has cool glow gems that I can buy online. He has a 1st graders attempt at drawing a fist for his chin. He’s kinda pudgy. Oh, and he becomes a farmer and is trying to kill off the Avengers, oh, and half of all life. Yep, Thanos.

Starlord: WHY?!
Thanos, tied up: UREEGNGNGNGHH

by Suite-Pee April 27, 2021