A person who texts so much to people sitting next to them, they forget how to speak and lose vocalability.
Jill says ,"Hey Carol, what are you doing?"
Carol Looks up at Jill and nodds, but says nothing, but she keeps texting.
Suddenly, Jill gets a text message -I'm texting-\
Jill becomes angry with Carol.
"WTF? I'm sitting right here just talk to me!"
Jill gets another text message -Sorry?-
Suddenly Jill gets it.
"Oh, I forgot you were a Text-Mute."
Carol Looks up at Jill and nodds, but says nothing, but she keeps texting.
Suddenly, Jill gets a text message -I'm texting-\
Jill becomes angry with Carol.
"WTF? I'm sitting right here just talk to me!"
Jill gets another text message -Sorry?-
Suddenly Jill gets it.
"Oh, I forgot you were a Text-Mute."
by Harry Houdinini October 3, 2009
Get the Text-Mute mug.Also known as "plain" or "okay" irl. Basically, you know how everyone in any language textbook usually looks like they're missing a chromosome or something? Well if you're textbook sexy then you're not fugly, you're just... meh. Plain. Average.
Guy 1: Hey, that girl over there's totally making me jizz!
Guy 2: Dude, you should keep that thing under control- she's only textbook sexy.
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Girl 1: Aw man, I wonder why I didn't win the beauty contest!
Girl 2: It's because you're textbook sexy.
Girl 1: -sigh- MLIA.
Guy 2: Dude, you should keep that thing under control- she's only textbook sexy.
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Girl 1: Aw man, I wonder why I didn't win the beauty contest!
Girl 2: It's because you're textbook sexy.
Girl 1: -sigh- MLIA.
by HelloAndromeda November 2, 2009
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an excessively long text message
by fluffy flave March 5, 2010
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It was created between banter between two very close friends that had some information misconstrued because 2 subject were simultaneously being discussed.
It was created between banter between two very close friends that had some information misconstrued because 2 subject were simultaneously being discussed.
Talking about 2 subjects at one time being misconstrued through context.
"OMG you meant that? sorry it was lost in Textation"
"OMG you meant that? sorry it was lost in Textation"
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