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Texticles

The metaphorical "Balls" a person needs to send the initial text to another person they have interest in. This is a slang term, usually oriented around the lack of fortitude they have to attempt this. Usually, it will be try to be exempted by excuses like, "They are busy, they don't have time to text me back." or, " I'm not sure if I should, I mean, what if they're seeing someone else?" but CAN be over came will encouragement from peers.
Person 1: "I really want to text Caitlin... but I don't even really know her..."
Person 2: "And you never will if you don't try. Grow some texticles, and send her a message."
Person 1: "Well, I guess I should just send her a quick note."
by TheIckyStickie December 31, 2012
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testicles

A place gay guys like to suck on because they can feel the softness of the scrotum.
Why are you looking at my testicles in the shower during gym?
I've got an idea, let's have gay sex in the gym!
All right!
by matt August 27, 2003
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testiclese

One of the many greek philosophers of old, like Socrates, Testiclese was the inventor of bathroom humor.
by Dekklin September 19, 2009
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tenticle Hentai

1. A strange asian cartoon involving 10 year old girls with DD breasts and an alien with tenticles
2. What Colin Goss Loves
Oh jeez, Colin loves Tenticle Hentai so much that he showed it too his mom...then she told Kristina to marry him. She did and they lived happily ever after in the sea where there were plenty of tenticles to go around.
by billy bob web May 21, 2003
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buffalo testacles

A delicacy eaten in trailer parks, china, and the fear factor.
by bobbt.cum March 14, 2003
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testikles

Two brown mexican chica, that have tall houses in urban areas. It has also come to be known as a rare fungus that only grows at the summer solstice.
9/ll, that hoodlum got testikles at the summer solstice
by knife.conker@gmail.com July 4, 2008
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testicles

something that perky likes to suck on play with at all times during the day
that perky sure likes to suck testicles
by yuppers January 18, 2005
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