uncle ted

ted kaczynski, the one true father

rest in peace uncle ted

by xX90sCrankerXx December 23, 2023

Ted

To bring a guy to an event to make another guy jealous

She tedded him

by Elttar August 16, 2024

Ted-Phobic

An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.

Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic

by TedHate43 September 3, 2025

Ted

Person that is a dickhead, wanker or just a shitty type of person

That blokes a right Ted!

Kick him out he’s being a Ted

by Sketchypunx May 26, 2022

Ted Wheeler

The most well written character in the entire show of ‘Stranger Things’, he deserves the world. Can really steal an episode away with a singular line.

Person 1: Ted Wheeler’s dialogue was really well written this season.
Person 2: Why wouldn’t it be?
Person 1: I love you Ted.

by tedlover890 July 1, 2022

Ted

most probably gay, but refuse to admit

look at that guy he is totally tedding that other guy

by datruf69 October 8, 2016

Ted Ottley

Author, Journalist, Composer and Producer

Ted Ottley is an author of suspense novels for teen males published by Bantam, Hodder and Random House. Writer for online crime library. Composer of music for Film, TV series (Huckleberry Finn), Advertising Jingles and producer of legit and industrial shows. Worked with celebrities from Mickey Rooney to Tina Turner, Australian Rock Artists and more.

by Jay D'Arcy October 13, 2009