FEM: are you ready for you evening midget tank dear??
MAN: no thanks not today because you have a nasty corn and i have internal bleeding in my rectum from last time
MAN: no thanks not today because you have a nasty corn and i have internal bleeding in my rectum from last time
by Heatseekingmisslesurprise November 10, 2011
"The Allies in C&C : Red Alert 2 have Grizzlies. They looks like M1's, but after researching on the FAS, the Grizzly is a project involving anti-mine capabilities by equipping an M1 tank with such items."
-me
-me
by Dave September 10, 2004
When you simulataneously jerk off two guys at once, using their joysticks in a similar fashion to the 1980's video game of the same name.
I walked in to my girlfriend's dorm room and she was playing tank battle with two guys from the hockey team.
by ChillWill October 10, 2013
by D0Y7E July 24, 2009
When someone who like privacy puts 5% tint on every window of their car, but leaves a 1 foot tall line across the windshield to see through.
Many mexicans in my neighborhood have tank strips. They think people frown on them invading and selling drugs.
by kamel_reds May 07, 2009
Receiving money for the purpose of saving it for an indefinite period of time. A catchier derivative of money in the bank. Also pertains to the use of the word bank to mean money itself, rather than a place money. "Tank," in this case, refers to one's wallet, an actual bank, or any other place where money is kept. "Bank in the tank," like money in the bank, can also refer to reliability of an event. Often associated with ghetto terminology.
by wordondastreet October 18, 2010
A combination of the infamous "Upper Decker" and "Dry Dock". First, shut the flow of water off to the toilet by turning the valve on located low on the wall facing the back or side of the toilet. Then flush the toilet ensuring all the water gets flushed out. Then, remove the lide and defacate inside the tank and re install the lid. If you have a particularly large bowel movement or a partner you can defacate in the bowl as well for a traditional dry dock. This creates a highly concentrated sometimes lethal dosage of stink when the tank lid is removed so the tank can be inspected. Also known as the "Dry Deck". This should only be used in when absolutely neccessary. Or when staying at a freinds house.
Jason nearly passed out when he went into his bathroom and discovered the stink tank I had left behind for him. Afterwards, he became irrationally angry.
by DeezerPleaser October 13, 2010