tampooning

Tampooning is when you stick a tampon in someones vag to fish for blood clots

Man 1: i went tampooning the other day and caught a clot

by Poohdeb July 9, 2017

Tampox

Disease caused by uber abosrbant tampons in 1980.

Careful, that brand might cause Tampox.

by yessiam September 13, 2010

Tampon holder

Someone stuck in the friend zone who always helps their crush even though they never show any interest

Man that guy is such a tampon holder . No matter how hard he tries she ain't gonna be into him.

by Psm5254 November 16, 2015

Tampon

The sensation of a giant dick shoved up you ass

Father says: "Doens't a tampons feel like a large dick up in your know what?"

by mamas boy December 28, 2005

tampoon

to insult somone with tampoon meaning they are a tomponed poon

johnyboy:fuck you sean your a fucking tampoon!

sean:whats that?

by ass rammer 67777 October 24, 2008

Evil Tampon

A funkytampon that leeks

exuse me man... you have an evil tampon...

by sk8aholic July 24, 2004

Tampon String

the real one: it is something that is connected to your tampon which collects the nice smelly salmon scent that exits out of the second hole of the vagina.

the funny one: when your messing with someone

Special K: your an ass
Kentucky fried shelby: WHAT DID I DO?
Special K: im just pulling your tampon string.

by keeeelllsssyyy November 28, 2007