Tuesday

The day that you eat orphans and beat your wife.

Horacio: Excuse me sir, but you came in earlier today and now an orphan is missing, do you know anything about this?
Francis: Well you can’t blame me, it’s Tuesday I was hungee.
Horacio: What the fuck does that imply?
Francis: I Monched orphan.

by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019

turnup tuesday

turning up every tuesday with your bae, bestfriend, etc.

I love turnup tuesday

by vibes_ April 15, 2015

Tuesday

Arguably the best day of the entire week!

Sundays: Suck, the most boring day of the week, there is nothing EVER on T.V. and you are always stressing out for monday and the rest of the week.

Mondays: Are horribly boring. Your all drined out from the weekend and lazy Sunday. The worst day of the week.

Wednesdays: The middle day. Eh.

Thursdays: The friday before friday except without all the fun.

Friday: Planning your weekend, getting friends together, calling bitches, all a huge hassle.

Saturday: When the best parties are held

TUESDAY: The greatest day of the week. Were the most random and fun bullshit happens. It could be the same ting you do on saturdays but during the week everything seem so much funner.

Also a reference of total randomness.

Guy 1: Dude I just had a threesom yesterday.

Guy 2: On a Tuesday?

Guy 1: Fuck yeah bro! High five!


Ex 2:

Guy 1: Would you ever drive a zamboni naked down the highway at 32 degrees singing the waffle song?

Guy 2: Hmmm only on a Tuesday.

by County April 10, 2009

Taco Tuesday

When a man spreads salsa all over a women's pussy and then proceeds to fuck her

John: im gonna give Carole the Taco Tuesday special

by D4kn m3m3s 4 lyfe February 6, 2017

Bully tuqa Tuesday

You can bully any girl named tuqa on Tuesday until she cries and won’t get in trouble for doing so

In Bully tuqa Tuesday

You can use phrases like tuqa isn’t funny

Tuqa is a big clown

Tuqa is mean and deserves this
Tuqa always hurts my emotions

by Barbielover420 December 9, 2019

Tuesday

A day which just happens to be coming; the prescence of your coat is advised for this event. Information regarding the current status of your living in a biant bucket is also highly appreciated.

From the cartoon "Rejected" - perhaps the most genius line ever.

by Trafton May 30, 2004

Black tuesday

4 days after every friday when the black people have already spent all of their welfare checks, and complain about economic downturn.

Hey man you got money for some MD 20/20?

Nah Man is black tuesday. I'm broke

by JB8996 December 1, 2010