dirt relief

Decrease in stress that coincides with completing the first load of laundry after letting dirty clothes pile up for too long.

Man, I was getting to the point where I was wearing my cleanest dirty shirt every day, until I finally got to the laundromat, and wouldn't you know it? but as soon as I got going, a wave of dirt relief set in.

by CountLebula May 10, 2010

dirt smurf

A dirty hooty hoe that tries to dig up dirt to start shit that doesnt need to be started. Usually a straight up squirel farmer

"Kat is a fuckin dirt smurf"

by Apply_ice_2_burn July 23, 2017

Dirt Cake

When some one has a good looks but a shit personality

Tanner is such a dirt cake

by Mr. Staley January 22, 2016

Dirt Tornado

When a person spins in place while having anal sex in the "cowgirl" position

She came over to my place last night and while we were having sex she gave me a dirt tornado.

by Darkchyylde September 28, 2019

dirt stank

When there a poop stain in ur pants or on ur toilet and it stank.

Who left a big dirt stank on the toilet.

by IzzzyJ July 18, 2023

Dirt Torpedo

Someone who hits the ground at a high velocity.

"John's parachute didn't open, and he became a Dirt Torpedo

by Irish Ernest Hemingway April 1, 2020

dirt suckin'

When someone has diarrhea and you eat their ass from the back, while diarrhea is dry.

Person 1: Hey! i didn't wipe, want to go dirt suckin'?
Person 2: Heck yes! taste better than KFC!

by DoYouHaveMilk June 21, 2020