flakey peach

A flakey peach is that lovely person who cancels plans every time and really you can't be mad bc they are lovely but also they are flakier than pillsbury's mama's pusspuss

She's a flakey peach and I haven't seen her in a month

by Animalnoisesmysistersgonewild March 12, 2017

Peach on the beech

To bear your behind on the beech particilarly if it gets sun burned

Look at that chap what a peach on the beech

by LondonTwonnock November 26, 2016

Painting the peach

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the semen all over the outside of the vagina, almost like painting a canvas.

“I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach”.

by tcnt20 December 15, 2019

peach lips

Related to a woman's vulva;see peach or peaches

She has the peach lips of a nubile cortison.

by haigster January 03, 2014

Peach Wood

When you make up with a rock hard penis after your girlfriend has had her juicy sweet ass placed against your man parts.

Barry woke up with Peach Wood after Annie had her juicy peach (ass) against his penis last night.

by Larry Legend November 04, 2019

Fuckin Peaches

A word to sarcastically describe how one is doing.

Brent : Hey Ash how is everything this evening?

Ash: Fuckin Peaches Brent thanks for asking, every thing is Great 👍.

by With.All.Do.Respect. May 30, 2018

Peach and Spam

when a person that you have sexual/romantic interest in but is sadly ugly/republican

man that guy is such a peach and spam

by Todd__V November 09, 2022