shwantzter truck

A very large 4x4 pick-up truck monster truck driven by men who are compensating for having a small penis shwantztoolflesh weapon.
"Yo, that asshole in the shwantzter truck just cut me off... What a pudd!"
by Judd B. December 18, 2008
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The Rusty Truck

While having sex when your girlfriend is on her period, let your dick get blood on it. Then you pull out and let it dry, allowing the "rust" to form. Then bend her over, get a good 10 ft. running start, and straight up truck her ass.
The Rusty Truck:

Male usage: "Betty's been bitching all week, and I got so annoyed, I pulled out the big guns and Rusty Trucked that bitch."

Female usage: "I met this guy last night at an S&M convention. He was really cool. I was on my period and I still have bruises on my ass from all those Rusty Trucks."
by Taylor, Matt, and Blake June 23, 2006
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Dump Truck

During sex when a man packs a fat lip of lady grizz (chewing tobacco) and is banging a girl from behind. When he approaches climax he starts making beeping noises like a truck in reverse, and proceeds to pull his bottom lip outward and tilting his head downward allowing the warm clump of chew to fall on the girls back.
1) Bro, i was hittin it from behind with a fat boy in and then i dump trucked a huge shwab of grizz wintergreen on her ass.

2) Dude, me and that chick banged at the party last night, but i didn't have time to take out my lipper so i had to dump truck her ass.
by Lax Bro Leroy March 16, 2011
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Tow Truck

When both balls are in her ass and the truck is in her pussy.
I tow trucked the shit out of Sally last night. My balls just slid right in.
by Scott Meadows June 02, 2007
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Fuck Truck

An extremely attractive girl, exuding sexuality, that any guy would do nearly anything to bone. A girl so hot that she stops traffic.
"That girl is a total fuck truck. She's 18 Wheels of Fuckin Fury! I'd crawl across the Mekong Delta just to hear her fart in a field phone!"
by Bearsnatch McSwizzlepenis February 21, 2009
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Fire Truck

To fuck, someone with the force and the strength of a Fire Truck. Or really hard.
omfg he Fire Trucked me. Shit ur lucky last time I was fucked that hard I had to can in sick for work
by C.T.P. May 04, 2006
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Dump Truck

When you a fuck a girl in the ass and shit comes out of her when you pull out.
" Suzy last night let me fuck her in the ass, too bad she turned into a dump truck".
by Leeroy Jenkins867 May 23, 2012
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