a penis that is large in diamiter, they usually belong to "black men" who are extremely good looking and so have loads of women after them(some of which grow mould- hence the green) The tree a natural wonder
1. yo dude let me suck your tree
2. im a bird so can i sit on your tree?
3. is your tree of the mouldy variety?
2. im a bird so can i sit on your tree?
3. is your tree of the mouldy variety?
by Tree lovers November 17, 2003

another name for Ann Arbor, Michigan (so named for its many trees and the decriminalized status of marijuana)
If not for Ann Arbor's early 20th century reforestation campaign and its lax drug laws, calling the city Tree Town wouldn't make a whole lotta sense.
by Iskandr March 31, 2009

I was walking out from school yesterday but luckily I had a sexy tree nearby to shade me from the sun :)
by krazykris88 May 23, 2010

If there was a money tree everybody would get one and inflation would kick in and it wouldn't matter.
by someonefromearth February 9, 2010

by rawrface February 15, 2015

by paul April 23, 2004

A shadowy figure rumored to live in the Botanical Gardens at the University of North Carolina, Asheville. Perhaps a man who rapes trees, a rapist who lives in the trees and rapes people, or a tree that rapes people. His only weakness is concrete, which he is allergic to.
"Oh my god! I was walking in the Botans the other day, and I thought I heard the tree rapist. Luckily, I grabbed some concrete just in time."
"Dude, I never go anywhere without my concrete boots. Gotta watch out for that tree rapist."
"Dude, I never go anywhere without my concrete boots. Gotta watch out for that tree rapist."
by thetreerapistisreal December 2, 2011
