nonce

British slang, usually used to call someone a pedophile but generally seen as just a general insult

Pub guy 1: Liverpool isn't even that good mate, Man united could beat them in a second!
Pub guy 2: oh shut up ya nonce, Liverpool's the best!

Person 1: Did you hear about the Kendrick and Drake beef?
Person 2: yeah, who would have guessed that Drake's a nonce?

by f0reverxternally October 21, 2025

Nonce

Some who says sweeties rather then sweets

My name is nibbles and i say sweeties because i am a nonce

by White guy jamie September 10, 2020

Nonce

A pedophile or any sex offender (mainly a uk term) which can stand for the following: Not of normal criminal element or alternatively not of normal communal exercise

Did you hear about the Nonce who just moved on the seg wing let’s go smash him up

by Baitguy_69 July 4, 2022

nonce

slang for pedophile

Justin Aaron is a nonce

by bigchungus6923 January 25, 2022

Nonce

Adam Johnson

That Sunderland player Adam Johnson is a nonce

by IhaveTheBestDefinitions April 16, 2020

Nonce

Slang term for peodophile

“Wow, I heard GEORGE RECINI is a massive nonce!”

by elintillyjarman September 18, 2018

fucking nonce

a person who likes kids ally im talking about you

whos that over there

ally the fucking nonce

by fgdhjdfgh May 9, 2025