Hit the dirt!

An exclamation to warn others to brace for some serious damage by an explosive or vehicle.

Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?

Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.

Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!

Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!

by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020

dirt trap

A female of the slut variety who catches numerous STI's

That bird is a dirt trap

by A.JC May 6, 2015

Dirt Wallet

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.

Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.

Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."

by The Murricane January 5, 2011

Dirt Torpedo

Someone who hits the ground at a high velocity.

"John's parachute didn't open, and he became a Dirt Torpedo

by Irish Ernest Hemingway April 1, 2020

dirt suckin'

When someone has diarrhea and you eat their ass from the back, while diarrhea is dry.

Person 1: Hey! i didn't wipe, want to go dirt suckin'?
Person 2: Heck yes! taste better than KFC!

by DoYouHaveMilk June 21, 2020

dirt sheep

One who wears a sheeps wool coat to party. Dances on the d-floor with seven girls petting him. Can be used in replacement of the term "dirt squirrel" when one looks exceptionally dirty. Probably did not wear the coat with any shirt underneith and probably got laid. Would be the perfect outfit for a chilly summers night swine mixer.

He may be dressed like a dirt sheep but that coat sure is a lady slayer.

by kittenlover69 May 9, 2011

Downtown Dirt

Low quality marijuana usually found in an economically strained region.

"Hey man did you pick up any heady bud?"
"No man, all I was able to score was this downtown dirt."

by Captain Dongo March 19, 2009