tell the phone

talking while having the phone as though you were talking to someone on the phone but in reality you really are just talking to someone that is around but not really talking directly to them

I had to tell the phone about what I thought was wrong.
If I had to tell the phone then I would get booked.

by Mr. Tellthephone Parrot July 09, 2010

<.7.9.7.6>I Tell Her Pull It Out Then To bite It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>I Tell Her Pull It Out Then To bite It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6>I Tell Her Pull It Out Then To bite It<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles May 24, 2025

Got something you want to tell me?

Huh? There something you want to tell me fat shit? Come on. Spit it out.

Hym "Got something you want to tell me? Huh? How is it that you can afford to pay $1000 a month for you mother to NOT support herself but an act of god occurs that temporarily renders me unable to support myself and you don't have $240 for whichyou would eventually be reimbursed? Because it's spite. You want me to work hard in spite if the fact that you are aggregating an disseminating information about me (likely for profit). Go fuck yourself. I shouldn't have to do anything if my very existence generates revenue."

by Hym Iam June 22, 2022

tell it to me gay

(Partly from an internet trend) used to have it said in a funner way

Tell it to me straight, doc.
Doc: you have have testosterone cancer
Now tell it to me gay
Doc: Oh I have so tea for for you, you have NO manly.

by Master of beargreen March 04, 2024

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

omposition Notebooks For Thieves Who Like Stealing, WE Tell TO Journal Becasue It Might be a Joke TO BE A Shoplifter Due To Loss Provention Policies And Regulations

omposition Notebooks For Thieves Who Like Stealing, WE Tell TO Journal Becasue It Might be a Joke TO BE A Shoplifter Due To Loss Provention Policies And Regulations

omposition Notebooks For Thieves Who Like Stealing, WE Tell TO Journal Becasue It Might be a Joke TO BE A Shoplifter Due To Loss Provention Policies And Regulations

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 01, 2025

you can’t tell me what to do

si stop taking you can’t tell me what to do so shut up

shut up you can’t tell me what to do

by landry January 10, 2021