That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.
Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Extremely attractive, but in a cutesy childlike way. Sometimes refers to someone hot in a more sexual way but mostly lighthearted romantic fluffiness. (Generally a man)
"Dude, that guy is such a teddy."
"i KNOW right? He's so cute."
Or
"My teddy is sooo handsome."
"Really let me see?"
"He's over there."
"Oh wow he's hot!"
"i KNOW right? He's so cute."
Or
"My teddy is sooo handsome."
"Really let me see?"
"He's over there."
"Oh wow he's hot!"
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Get the Teddy mug.Being Teddy Bear means that you are homosexual/ loving femboys/ hating women for no reason.
Teddy Bear is a widely known figure who's notorious for hating on women/ being homosexual, so if your friend says "He's trying to be Teddy so bad" Now you know.
Teddy Bear is a widely known figure who's notorious for hating on women/ being homosexual, so if your friend says "He's trying to be Teddy so bad" Now you know.
"Did you see how Anne Frank might have been gay?" "Yeah, she's Being Teddy Bear so bad."
"Dude did you hear how Derek hates women because he likes femboys?" "Dude, he's literally Being Teddy Bear." "Who the Fuck is Teddy Bear?" "Make love with me."
"Dude did you hear how Derek hates women because he likes femboys?" "Dude, he's literally Being Teddy Bear." "Who the Fuck is Teddy Bear?" "Make love with me."
by Uncle-Goku February 23, 2024
Get the Being Teddy Bear mug.1. A three-person conversation in which two people are competing to eventually sleep with a third person, usually by way of a shared conversational topic in which the two competitors are trying to show that they know more than the other.
“Dude did check out the Teddy Roosevelt Conversation happening on the couch! My money is on the tall one!”
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