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Swiatched

are you swiatched in your school?
by bartsimpson September 25, 2003
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swift

A boy/man who gets a load of pussy and will always be a womaniser, he will be a successful person in what ever he does and he is a leader to everyone, and he will always try to help out his youths and he try to remain a king for eternity
trappz,lenz and shottz are swift
by swift headley January 11, 2015
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swifting

to put Taylor Swift on repeat for extended periods of time , taking advantage of the fact that she has a song for every emotion.
I've been swifting since Tuesday, when my boyfriend broke up with me.
by swiftafolyfe December 10, 2009
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Swifted

Derived from Kanye West stealing the mic off Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMA's after she won best female video.

being in the middle of an acceptance speech or something similar and having a someone interrupt you to say someone else was better.
"Kanye totally swifted that chick at the VMA's on sunday"

"yeah what a dick that guy was"
by P-Mo-Slice September 15, 2009
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Swift Wind

A post-coital vaginal emission whereby air, trapped during intercourse, escapes through the boning canal, causing the woman's engorged flaps to vibrate like the reed of a saxophone or clarinet.

Etymology:
The phenomenon is named after Swift Wind, She-Ra's winged battle-unicorn. The phrase was first cited in an episode in which the She-Ra enjoyed a marathon fingerblasting session with arch villain, Hordak, then rode back to The Whispering Woods on Swift Wind. Upon dismounting, her gowl expelled a massive baritone parp, which smelled strongly of Hordak's rod. "That was totally you!", she cried. Swift Wind subsequently used his human-level intelligence and analytical capabilities to mock She-Ra ironically each time she queefed. eg. "Oh dear, it would seem you've just Swift Winded over my best saddle Princess".
"Would you ever close your vadge. Don't be blastin my new chaise longue with your Swift Wind you dirty bucket"
by Analytical_Capabilities November 22, 2011
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Taylor Swift(ing)

The definition of "Taylor Swift(ing)" is when your boyfriend/girlfriend/friend/etc. leave you and you complain and deny all purposes of said leaving, as if you are "Writing a song about it"
Taylor Swift(ing) includes: "Come on, Michael... don't be a Taylor Swift." , "Dude, so when I told her I was going to the party, she totally started to Taylor Swift me." . "My boyfriend is kind of making me upset, because whenever I say I need to go he always starts Taylor Swifting."
by Dimple Pump September 21, 2013
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swiftly butt shirley

Having anal sex, with a cherry flavored condom (refering to the Shirley Temple drink).
"Me and Lisa did it swiftly butt shirley style last night, and I have to say that put some animal crackers in my soup!"
by Patchey December 16, 2008
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