scarecrowsman

A thin, tall man or woman from a village/town of low population, appointed to ward off evil spirits and thieves. A tradition from older times, smaller modern villages in Oklahoma have clung to this archaic belief.

These villages oft send their young out into the world with their shirts filled with straw in the belief that it will keep their thoughts and mind pure of the evils of modern society.

Get out there and tend the field! We didn't appoint you the scarecrowsman for nothin', boy!

by Hillbilly Historian November 8, 2010

Scared Moose

When a man is behind a woman, doggy style, the man pulls out and sticks it in her ass. When she turns around to look at the man he raises his hands behind her head, palms spread and thumbs touching the ears.

Change lanes and when her eyes get big give her antlers... scared moose!

by maninja19 December 9, 2010

Sarerday

The incorrect pronunciation of 'Saturday' commonly used my those in rural parts of the country, namely Pennsylvania. Often used by tall, curly haired women.

I can't wait to see you on Sarerday

by Awwschmidt July 13, 2011

Sarean

A short female around the height of 5 foot. Very feisty and somewhat of a ginger. Usually has unhealthy obsessions with Asians. Although her name is pronounced like "serene," don't get confused by this coincidence for she isn't too "serene."

Heard someone talking but couldn't see them, then I looked down and realized it was Sarean.

by Charles Darwin the 11th November 16, 2012

Scared Leopard

The scared Leopard hides in Bondi taunting the tough Novocastrian pilchard. When invited for a box, always hides in the tree..

Jesus your such a scared leopard, come down for a box

by pilchard September 7, 2013

scare-mo

Homosexual and/or Elmo dressed up as a scarecrow.

Dan's Scare-mo costume totally rocks.

by Jesseho January 31, 2014

Scared Motos

Just like Scared money don't make no money, Scared Motos don't make no money. No rewards without risks.

Scared Motos don't make no money

by MotoMike February 24, 2015